Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
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