Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
My ATM looks so different sober.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
this is an emotional support booty call
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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