I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I need moral support for this bender
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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