Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?