I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
My balls are so social today.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
did you just send me my own nude
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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