her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
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just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
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There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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