i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
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I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
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me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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