She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
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