Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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