dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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