All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Randomize
