The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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