R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
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