love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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