she was so not down for the gang bang
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
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