And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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