Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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