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He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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