oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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