but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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