In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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