This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
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Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
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Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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