whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
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