why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
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He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
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I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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