Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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