Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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