the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
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I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
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Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?