how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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