Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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