I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
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