Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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