She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
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Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
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Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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