oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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