but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
The uberlube is also flammable
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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