i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I think a kid would responsible me up
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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