What did we do last night that was yellow?
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
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he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
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I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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