Dual....:-)
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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