You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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