Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
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sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
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There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Randomize