so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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