Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
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I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
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he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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