I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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