shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
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you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
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SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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