Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
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Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
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I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
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