I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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