Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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