Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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