Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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