Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
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i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
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Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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