herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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