the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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