fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
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while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
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Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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