Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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