Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
