you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
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