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say what?
wanna hang out?
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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