I only kidnapped one of them. chill
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
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I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
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I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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