did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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