Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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