Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Is it because I queefed?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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