i just ordered a pitcher of margaritas for me and a friend but she called and canceled. oh well, looks like im getting trashed alone.
the waiter who hardly speaks english told me "i go get your medicine now"
this medicine is soooo good.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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