Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
